Time for the gals...only 65,800,000 hits on Google.
Why do women live longer than men? (I'm going to ease my way past that one.)
Why do women have to be perfect? (Huh?)
Why do women wear bras? (Yeah, how come? It's annoying. If I was president I'd ban them.)
Why do women get plastered at fancy dress parties? (And why haven't I been invited, damn!)
Why do women like cads? (I don't know, but I know a great fancy dress party, sweetie pie.)
Why do women read romance? (Because they keep going to fancy parties with cads?)
Why do women fake orgasm? (I dunno, never happened to me.)
Why do women like gay men? (They dress better?)
Why do women's clothes button from the left, while men's button from the right? (I hate that, especially in the dark after a fancy dress party, it's confusing.)
Thank you Google, I feel a little smarter now.